No Cat Puns, No BS, I Just Love the Little Fellers

I'm a working bartender from New York City. I've had cats all my life, 8 by this count. One remains purring at my family house in Brooklyn by the name of Minnie Mouse, alias Minnie. She & I speak once a week or so. The truth is I miss cats terribly here. When I find a bookstore or pizzeria cat, it's 7/10 times the highlight of my day. In reverse order of affection: their tails, their ears, their front paws, their noses, their back paws. I'm also happy to sit pretty much any animal but an alligator or roach farm. Especially rabbits. Cheers!

What is an excellent treat giver meant to mean (that's the example offered here)?? I'll give as many treats as you say I should, + or - one-half. Of course I offer so many cuddles, of course I look them in the eyes when I'm talking to them, and of course I'll dangle ribbons and strings for their amusement all the livelong day. I do these things for me as much as for them I'm also very good at cleaning up.